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Not sure how to write your online dating profile? These 10 top online dating profile examples will help.

Most guys get terrible results online. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd.

That’s right, D-O-O-K-I-E…. the smelly kind.

How can you keep this from happening to you?

What you get on this page:

• The 10 best dating profile examples for men
• A girls’ perspective telling you what she likes about each of these profiles (and what she doesn’t)
• Then I personally do a critique of these profiles to show you what they did wrong and how they can be improved.

So get ready!

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Ok… so let’s start:

I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… I must confess I’m French (I know… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the time to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway

Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Excessive work out / complete body addiction

– Superficial people (but same problem as #2…)

In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that”

“J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…

And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding

I am crazy, stupid, and charming.

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I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.

I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz, as well as back in school finishing up my pre-med reqs.

• Friends • Food

• That’s none of your business 😉

On a typical Friday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star.

The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.

You should message me if you are:

Sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask…lol.